Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb


acronym for laughing my -ss off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer
bob: my cat just farted
john: lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

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