LMBASOMB


an acronym meaning “lick my b-tt and suck on my b-lls.” an equal subst-tute for those that dont have b-lls (i.e. the women folk) is kmaaemc which stands for ” kiss my -ss and eat my carpet.”
guy: tacos rule.
girl:boritos are better.
guy: oh lmbasomb.
girl: kmaaemc mother f-cker!
lick my b-tt and suck on my b-lls
i told him to lmbasomb, when he punched me.
short for like my but and suck on my b-lls! a lyric from the movie “team america”
my teacher told larry and i that we had extra homework so we told him to l.m.b.a.s.o.m.b!!!!

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