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laughing my d-ck off for such a long time that i obtain a hernia and have to go to the doctors to get it checked meanwhile you’re laughing your -ss off so hard that your sombrero falls off and you drop your taco.
richard told me a joke and it was so funny that i was lmdofsalttioahahtgttdtgicmylyaoshtysfoaydyt
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