lmf


lying mother f-cker
when a mother f-cker says he f-ck for 4 hours…he’s a lying mother f-cker (lmf)
let me f-ck
me: yooo katelyn lmf

katelyn: n-gg- please

me: whatttt
acronym for lazy mother f-cker
omg, my science partner is such a lmf
let me f-cking sleep
-get a text from an annoying person while you are trying to go to bed-

you: -angrily tweeting- “oh my god lmfs”
lazy mother f-cker syndrome.
a person (mother f-cker) so lazy that they are considered to have this syndrome.

couldn’t be bothered? = lmfs

helen – “i saw him p-ss in the bottle. he must have lmfs as he didn’t even bother using the toilets (only a few metres away)”.

bob – “i couldn’t be bothered taking out the f-cking trash”.
danny – “you’ve got lmfs”.

don – “where’s your -ssignment today”?
maria – “i didn’t do it but it’s not my fault – i have lmfs”.
abbreviation meaning, “like my f-cking status”. used when you really want a lot of likes on facebook.
lupiitaa ramossniqqa: lmfs fo truth is m-th-fxckaaas

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^facebook format
cantonise rapers
lmf is a group of cantonise rappers
lack of moral fibre
fred didn’t parachute from the airplane as he had a bad case of lmf. he needs to mtfu!

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