LMFAP
to lmf– and fap at the same time.
girl 1: so last night i looked up that crystal renaud ‘dirty girls ministry’ video and totally lmfaped myself to sleep!
girl 2: you sick b-tch! there’s nothing like an irony fap.
lmfap; pr-nounced elm-fap.
definition- one making their f-cking -ss p-ssy laugh?
me: i like h-m- though. i am soo h-m- its deadly.
sabrina: lmf–, h-m-bomb!
me:lmfap!
lmfap =
laughing
my
f-cking
-ss
pony
use it dont abuse it.
person 1:so person 2 who came up with these names anywho why not person alpha and person beta
person 2: lmfap ur stupid
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