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• Lob Job

  a s-xual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster. steve: hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off. foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure. steve: oh wow, your the best! a […]

• glgured

  to choke on a p-n-s bfore it had to time to disolve or harden also meaning to blow the hard b4 p-n-s had to time to react leaving p-n-s swelled linda gigured on rustys nothing

• gli

  the sport version of the jetta, in the volkswagen line-up. typically equipped with a tuned suspension and race inspired appointments through-out the vehicle. a sedan version of the volkswagen gti. i drive a gli. i own a gli jetta. have you driven a mkii or mkv gli yet?

• Locktease

  noun 1. a phenomenon that occurs in video games where treasure is visible but not attainable yet. origin: penny arcade, 2013. a portmanteau of the words “lock” and “c-cktease”. “have you played that new game adventurequest 4?” “yeah, but it’s driving me crazy. every time i turn a corner there’s a treasure chest i can’t […]

• gotyed

  when after an otherwise amicable breakup, your ex then cuts you off completely i tried calling sam to let her know i found her missing record, but she changed her number. i think the gotyed me

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