LMNG
last minute no go
when you meet a girl at a bar and you drink all day and she’s all over you and it is very clear that she’s down to bang. i mean, you’ve been fingering her in public for the past 2 hours. then, when the bar closes and its time to go home, she pulls out on the deal.
that tattooed bar sl-t last night pulled an lmng.
the only thing worse than an lmng is nuclear holocaust. maybe.
my b-lls have never been bluer thanks to last nights lmng.
Read Also:
- Romanian candle
what happens when you hold a match up to the g-ssy hind end of a sleeping romaian. after i got corn d-ck from a romanian, i lit a match and her and i made a romanian candle.
- Rollerbating
when a guy/girl on roller skates picks up a guy/girl from behind while on skates and gives it to her while in motion. i just saw those girls from sonic rollerbating
- Romneying
accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere is romneying. credited to david weigel in his 2012 post for slate t-tle “introducing: romneying” romneying example 1: asked by the ap reporter if he follows nascar, romney responded, “not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. but i have some great […]
- Roller Biking
the process used by one in which one would use roller blades on a bike. similar to biking you just look like a godd-mn idiot. -joe roller biking- bob: hahaha what a f-cking idiot! terence: i’m videotaping this and putting it on youtube!
- bumfoozler
(n.) an aged, male h-m-s-xual. your grandfather won’t keep his eyes off my -ss. he’s a f-cking b-mfoozler, man. you’re not a f-ggot, too, are you??