LMQO
laughing my queef off
person 1: why do termites eat for breakfast?
person 2: what?
person 1: oakmeal
person 2: lmqo that was dumb…..
lmqo or laugh my quintometer off
1. something incredibly funny but weird at the same time.
2. derived from a lmao typo.
“i just slipped on a banana peel, lmqo!”
“we rock lmqo!”
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