licensed m-ssage therapist
here, let me give you a m-ssage. i’m an lmt
let me think; to think about it
hmmmm. . . lmt about it. i dont know right now.
acronym for “lick my taint”
guy 1:f-ck you!
guy 2:lmt
meaning “lick my tw-t”. it’s an inside term used in the same effect as smd (suck my d-ck). an effeminate but derrogative term used to describe c-nn-l-ng-s.
then i saw kiki and she was like “oh hey man” and i was all like yeah …… lmt
little more than that
can be used to tell someone they didn’t give you enough credibility, enough sprinkles on your ice cream, enough time in the bathroom, etc.
person 1: do you have to pee?
person 2: lmt
lick my tw-t, or lick my t-ts/t-tties
“gimme five dollars”
“lmt b-tch”
lick my t-st-cl-s.
hey harry, get me a towel.

harry: (angrily) lmt

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