Loaded Dervish


a great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. while it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. it is also rather slim, wich when combined with it’s length makes it rather limited for dancing. the flex often wears out after a couple years. it does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.

the main problem with this board however is the price. many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. if you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.
longboarder #1: man! this loaded dervish is great for carving, but i need something i can take to faster speeds.
longboarder #2: i know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.

longboarder#1: the dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
longboarder#2: thats okay. look into the kracked skulls scimitar, bc eel, landyatchz 9 two 5 or the holesom. there are plenty of options.
the world’s best skate or longboard. perfect for cruising, dancing, carving, sliding, and anything else you can throw at it.
bro i just shredded the gnar with my loaded dervish.

dude, my laybacks are so sick on my loaded dervish.

Read Also:

  • shandyed

    derived from an elderly wheel-chair bound pensioner known as ‘shandy’; often seen overlooking the go-ings on in the numerous side streets of brighton and hove. this term stems from the diktat frequently issued by the said geriatric: “you’ve been done” “i arrived at the station 1 minute late, so missed the train; i was royally […]

  • Shoupie

    a ghetto-fied, knockoff version of the popular permanent maker, sharpie. kelly: dude, they have sharpies on sale for $2 at the flea market mark: no, kelly. those are shoupies; they are ripping you off. significant other; ones partner in a dating relationship. jessica is my shoupie. “what’s up with you and jessica?” “oh, we are […]

  • shovelsmack

    someone with such an ugly face that looks like it has been smacked with a shovel shes such a shovelsmack

  • kick dicks in

    to dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple d-cks to the point of inversion. oh b-tch, i kick d-cks in!

  • house cat

    person who likes to just hang out at home. doesn’t really like to get out. nah, i really don’t get out. i’m just kind of a “house cat”. house cat is a very emotional animal. she usually listens to bipolar music. house cats are terrible people sometimes, and then they act all high another minute […]


Disclaimer: Loaded Dervish definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.