Loaded Heels
loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. the bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.
child 1: ‘did you walk to the sockhop last night?’
child 2: ‘yeah, i did.’
child 1: ‘but it was raining, were your heels loaded?’
child 2: ‘yeah bro, fully loaded. it was mad annoying.’
child 1: ‘i’m so sorry.’
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