Loaf Dialogue
1)talking about feces. “i gotta p–p!”
2)when conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is
questionable, and needless to say, the “sh-t” gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. one must call a loaf dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.
j – “you should have seen the fish i caught. it was huge! it was 29″ and at least 6.2lbs.”
d- “did you measure and weigh it? was it a new record?”
j – “well… i put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to”
d – “loaf dialogue!”
(imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing ‘bullsh-t’ is heard! silence ensue’s… for approx 3-5 seconds.)
j – “well i didn’t exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish.”
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