loafer


person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch tv, and do other various lazy activities constantly. comes from the late 1700’s when it refered to a sailer who tried to avoid doing work.
he woke up at 3 pm? what a loafer!
also a type of shoe.
hey guys, look at my new loafers.
a person who enjoys the very fine and enjoyable art form which requires lazing about, sleeping in, watching tv, possibly binging on junk food.

not to be mistaken with a baker.
-c’mon, get outta bed! sheesh, you’re such a loafer!
-hmmm, thanks…
t-tties that hang below one’s kneecap. typically when speaking in terms of females with parachute bra’s or undergarments that allow their t-ts to hang out regularly.
grandma’s nipples were all chapped from her loafers dragging on the ground; d-mn b-tch, if you picked up your loafers, all the neighborhood kids would stop trying to grab that sh-t.
one who studies the art of loafing

also see loafing
“you’re an excellent loafer, lazying around and stuff.”
a big sh-t
have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? it is f-cking epic.
a play on ‘lover’

garnered from an italian saying the english word “lover” with an accent.

can be used in place of “love”.
“i loafer this food”
“oi, you’re my latin loafer.”
“i am your loafer, koom keese me”
“i loafer soakin’ cork!”

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