Loafie
an adjective describing one who is a preppie / chauncey.
oh d-mn, why is loafie on the roof with a pitchfork?
someone who is your rock and is always there for you,
someone sweet, kind and generous
awww loafie!
some people have a rock, i have a loaf – they are much softer to fall back on
a nicer way of saying “sh-tty”. in reference to the term “pinch a loaf”, where the “loaf” is a t-rd.
bob: oh man, i just crashed my new car because i was busy watching “too fast, too furious” on the dash-mounted dvd player…
neil: dude, that’s loafie. also, that movie is gay. f-g.
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