Loafitis


an incurable disease that you get by eating too much meatloaf. symptoms are: liking meatloaf, being hated by everyone for liking meatloaf, depression, and, eventually, loaficide.
guy 1: hey, did you hear that cr-p about the kid who liked meatloaf?

guy 2: it’s not cr-p! that poor kid had loafitis!

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