LOAP

life of a peasant, a game mainly for roleplaying found on warcraft iii and its expansion, the frozen throne. loap is a fun game when not rigged with special items that make you god. when it first started out, it was fun, you could be the drug lord, the cops, or the peasants. people liked it, however, the map was unprotected, and some 9 year olds who just barely know how to use the map maker edited it and made: “loap: god of h-llfire” or “loap: god and death” or “loap: rigged as f-cking h-ll”. all in which people could get so powerful it takes hours to kill a single person, or god and death just kill people who call them noobs for hosting a rigged game.

hardly anyone plays loap now since:
1. most people who can host love to be god.
2. roleplaying (what the game was intended for) is apparently for stupid n00bs.
3. cops go corrupt and capture and kill people.
4. b.net is cluttered with so many f-cked up versions, hardly anyone can play a good one.

however, some mapmakers have brought us awesome loaps like “loap: custom” and even one supergenious made “loap”. just plain “loap” with some new charecters and balanced power.
-you log on and go to the custom maps hosting board-

-the first thing you see: “loap god of h-llfire!!!111”

-you join and shout “noob” then leave happily-
a game in warcraft iii reign of chaos and in warcraft iii the frozen throne. l.o.a.p. is also called life of a peasant. it is hosted on battle.net. it is a game where there is cops, mafia, and a drug lord. (some times g-d/death and other rigged characters). the other players of the game are peasants where you can get a job, get married, buy a house, stuff like a normal person. you can buy items, pets, cars. team with the mafia/cops/drug lord. do what ever you feel like.
life of a peasant (loap) w/ g-d
life of a peasant (loap) p–p factory
life of a peasant (loap) pimp
lack of asian p-ssy. it is a common element of internet slang. it was used historically in ampville, but is now widespread in many forms of computer-mediated communication.

loap is a condition that mainly affects males over 18 years of age, who have had their initial experience of asian p-ssy. the most common cure is s-x with an asian woman. any asian woman will do for the job. the woman ca,n in theory, be from many countries,

burma, india, russia, kazakhstan, cambodia, and many more. however, the most effective cure comes from the women of south korea, china, the philippines, and thailand. an independent study recently found that korean p-ssy will cure loap more effectivley than any other type. however, the same study also found the effects of korean p-ssy will wear off very quickly, and can cause loap relapse.
man, i haven’t been to an asiam m-ssage parlor (amp) in forever. i think i have a bad case of the loap syndrome.
loap meaning, “laughing at old people”
i just loap’d at that one guy!