Lobby Tard


a lobby tard is someone who works in the lobby at the mcdonald’s, cleaning tables etc.
a way of evalulating your life “hey, your job could be worse – you could always be a lobby tard!”

“you could always find work as a lobby tard!”

“they had no jobs? not even as a lobby tard?”

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