Lobe Job
yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. most lobe jobs are performed on very scene b-tches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just “emo” to “br00tal”
you stick yer d-ck in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. don’t forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
jordan: dude… you know chelsea grin?
me: yeah.. that r-t-rded scene b-tch?
jordan: haha right… well last night i gave her a lobe job she’ll never forget
me: nice! put that scene b-tch in her place!
the act of banging a chick in the ear.
jason gave jacey a lobe job so she dumped him.
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