lobia’s
surgery that uses a part of your earlobe to make ‘l-b—grafts’! they are rolled through a machine – similar to the ‘wringer’ on an old washing machine – and the best bit is – if you use the part of your earlobe that was pierced you end up with an instant l-b—piercing!!! they are called “lobias”
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“help me dr,
my l-b–s were ripped off in a terrible accident”
dr: “that’s ok you can get some lobia’s”
“really – great thanks what does this involve”
dr: “just an earlobe graft -even comes with a piercing”
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