Lobster Bib
a superman/pearl necklace hybrid. when your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. you then, place the bed sheet over the pearl necklace. if performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.
my girl fell asleep before i got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before i left.
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