lobster claw


a s-xual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the v-g-n-l opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the -n-s. the position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
‘she was so sl-tty, i pulled off the lobster claw! her -sshole was that loose.’
similar to the shocker
put your thumb in her -ss and the other four fingers in her v-g-n-. looks like a lobster claw. refered to as a robster craw when performed on an asian broad.
the act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman’s v-g-n- while placing the thumb in the -n-s and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster’s claw.
“why can’t sally walk strait?”

“i just gave her the lobster claw.”
the lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. the giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. the timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. the pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.
“ha! ian totally lobsterclawed the sh-t out of robert, he wasn’t even expecting it.”

“that lobsterclaw was epic bro.”

“yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw.”
a s-xual move where a person inserts four fingers into the v-g-n- leaving the thumb out to play with the cl-t. make hand motions as a lobster would.
i traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. i met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.
when you are sunburnt and on vacation, so you go to your hotel room while your parents are out and c-m all over your hand
dude, my parents were out at the pool bar so late last sat-rday when we went to tahiti. i lobster clawed so hard that it hit my hand and the ceiling.
originating in the state of maine, a term used to describe ‘four in the stink’ and ‘one in the pink’. a variation of the ‘shocker’ and the ‘beatle clip’.
when she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her -sshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

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