Lobster Dive
1) when one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, -n-l bleeding, and/or broken nose
2) can also be used to describe an epic fail.
1)mc of the surf compet-tion: as watches a compet-tor crash hard on the sh-r- compet-tor #1 with the lobster dive!
2) when a friend gets rejected from the opposite s-x, can describe the act as a lobster dive
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