lobster salad


when you cut off your d-ck, chop it into little pieces, put it in a bowl, with mayonnaise, chopped onions, salt and pepper, and shredded lettuce. you stir it up and then you put it on two slices of toast and eat it.
i got hungry last night, so my girl made me a lobster salad sandwich.

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