Lobster Trap
a “lobster trap” refers to a woman frequently infested with “crabs” and other s-xually transmitted external parasites. alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.
you don’t want what she got! she ain’t nothin’ but a lobster trap!
alternate usage:
i gotta hit that! i don’t care if she’s packing a lobster trap!
3 more definitions
a parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. in the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.
i had no trouble getting to walmart, but i couldn’t escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.
the act of pulling one’s p-n-s out of a woman’s v-g-n- while simmultaneously releasing one’s b-lls from her -n-l cavity. this in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. the maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his b-lls decrease in size allowing the removal from her -n-s.
“i just lobster trapped that fine specimen. boyyahh!!”
when a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unb-tton the b-tton. the bell-shape of the p-n-s head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.
person a: dude put your d-ck away!
person b: sorry man! i didn’t realize i had a total lobster trap before i turned around!
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