lobstering


when u shove/force ur -ss in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda
when a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug…or drinking too much…
hey dude…your lobstering hardcore!!!

sh-t man…i’m lobstering man
making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years
d-mn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

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