local cheater


a s-xually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf
i’ve yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads i’ve seen were on dating sites and craigslist.

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