Local Mafia


the town board of cambridge, who f-cks everyone and everything over, and wastes money.
looks like the local mafia’s at it again
my failed mafia group on the naffy but entertaining chat room habbo hotel. i decided to quit it the day before everyone got paid for their services. the local mafia used to gain rights to rooms then trash them and leave sticky note with the phrase “you’ve been had by the local mafia”. then i went bankrupt. the gift shop didn’t exactly boost sales either. oh well.
ah, the good ol’ failed mafia.

Read Also:

  • makin' 'em hang

    an expression of annoyance or impatience with another person’s drama or exaggeration, as in “quit makin’ ’em hang.” literally refers to low-hanging t-st-cl-s, although why testicular heft has anything to do with another person’s behavior remains uncertain. originated among working-cl-ss italian immigrant culture. quit makin’ ’em hang, fer chrissakes! get over it already!

  • Malletize

    1.) machine shop “technical term” for beating the everliving sh-t out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results. 2.) to forcibly apply a hammer to something. sometimes people malletize things to vent steam. machinist1: “wtf? this part isn’t fitting!” machinist2: “thats cuz’ you haven’t malletized it yet.”

  • mama hummer

    an oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as bugaboo. like an suv, but for little kids. watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they’ll run you down if […]

  • manacondor

    the ultimate mix. the strength of the anaconda, the flight of the condor, with the mind of a man. also a great band from milwaukee. the manacondor’s wings were flapping in the wind. i just saw an amazing band… i think they were called manacondor

  • manageable

    compound word; able to be managed. i’ve got a lot of stuff to do, but it’s manageable. i’ll have it done by tomorrow. a somewhat awkward s-xual position that allows for just enough leverage and control to still hit it and bust a nut i hit that shyt in every position u can think of, […]


Disclaimer: Local Mafia definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.