Local Swimming Pool Bitching
when someone b-tches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. local swimming pool b-tching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
toby: why don’t you swim at your local pool?
elliot: because i have no common sense and i drive 15miles to an identicle cuboid full of water.
toby: what’s wrong with the local pool?
elliot: i dislike the shape.
toby: stop local swimming pool b-tching, f-ck a dog
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