locals only


term used by local -ssholes, especially at beaches, who show hostility towards anyone who is not from the specific area. also common in coffee shops. be prepared to receive nasty glares from the locals. you don’t have to be a tourist or from out of state to experience this, you could live in the next town over. local elitists love to ruin your fun.
“look at that d-ck dropping in on that wave, i’ve never seen him before.”
“he’s a non-local.”
“locals only, -sshole!”
an expression used to keep kooks and other pests out of the water. usually used in conjunction with other insults, such as “donkey” or “goon”.
-its soooo big today!! did you see that barrel?

-you’re a doinker, get out of the water. locals only.

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