what happens when you accidentally hit the “c” key instead of the “v” key while typing the word “love”
oh man, i loce that!!!
meaning you love someone but you love them more than the word love. you say this to people who are always there for you and always make your happy
i loce blake more than anyone ever could.
to love, but as a friend. used instead of i care about you. also used to stop confusion caused by some people mistaking loving someone as being in love with someone.
i loce my bestfriend.
i totally loce you, man.
the hip new way of loving on someone. also, a common typo for love.
person a: – loces real hard on you –
person b: what the f-ck is that?
person a: the hip new way of loving on someone!
a spice to be used in the culinary arts.
“i need a half a teaspoon of loce, now!” said the chef.
an abbreviation meaning “taking our sweet -ss time” but said as a word. even though it uses the word “our” it can still be applied to a singular person. #1 person a: what took you guys so long to get here? person b: we enjoyed the trip and didnt rush unlike you. person c: yea […]
- catfish sh*ts
when someone eats to much fish then they feel like cr-p, and their stomach hurts. 1. not nikko: “man yesterday i ate fish sticks for lunch then long john silver’s for dinner. i feel kinda sick.” nikko: “sounds to me like you have the catfish sh-ts.”
a female counterpart of comedian daniel tosh who is typically characterized by a crude/sarcastic sense of humor and quirky good looks (debatable) with a wardrobe consisting primarily of deep v’s, cardigans, and tacky graphic t’s. guy 1: that chick i met over at the bar is sooooo funny! guy 2: the one in the deep […]
a british slang term for a h-m-s-xual male. popular among monty python fans for its use in the “bruce sketch.” rule number one: no poufters! rule number two: each man must be seen with a beer in each hand at all times. rule number three: no poufters… a minor derogatory term, similar to such words […]
- pre-digestive bulimia
spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can’t eat one bite more. karl: “did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin.” monique: “she must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia.”