lock loins
locking loins…………………..tarzan could tell you about this one; or just ask jane. tarzan wore a loin cloth, his main apparell, to cover up his loins. therefore in order to lock loins, you must have another pair of loins. this is where jane comes in. get it? for you chimps out there, it’s the same thing as procreating, or having s-x.
when my chick and me get back to my pad we’re going to get naked and lock loins.
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