Locked in the Box
the condition of a c-ck being stuck in a p-ssy.
man 1: dude, my c-ck is soar as h-ll!
man 2: d-mn, i thought you said you hit that sh-t last night.
man 1: i did, man, but i got locked in the box so i had to spray my jank with a water hose to get that sh-t out. you know how spring c-ck will swell up on you.
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