the act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying “im gonna punch you so hard!”. be aware this threat is empty. -be warned- this act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it
victim:”garrett and jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!”
teacher: “what does it mean to be a locker licker? i can’t help you”
garrett & jake” “ha ha!”
-victim kicks both garrett and jake in the shins-
- smokers luck
when it’s winter above +0 c/+32 f. perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your f-ck-n hands off. weather man: …and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we’re expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.
noun. hand gestures designed to stimulate the mind and make it firmer and more erect. richie had a bad case of blockage of the mind, but a little mudrabation cleaned his mental pipes right out.
- m*ff chaser
a ‘m-ff chaser’ is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said ‘m-ff’. he is a modern day ‘benny hill’ but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person. that alex is a […]
- smoke solid crew
gang of lazy stoners who populate a caravan in north walsham aaahh the smoke solid crew strike again
a permanent state of delusional self contentment typical of a f-cktard smugness is the bbc’s robert peston