lockfuck
when someone shoves something in your lock and f-cks it up because they are a f-cking r-t-rd and were obviously high.
jimmy : aw golly gee my door wont open
random guy: looks like someone lockf-cked your door
jimmy: lockf-ck ? whats that?
random guy: thats when you shoved a broken key in and out of it 20 million f-cking times or some other sh-t that doesnt go in there
dorm management : oh hai there jimmy i see u broke ur door how about you pay for it
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