locksmithing
when a woman is too tight for penetration so you persue the v-g-n- with your hands first in order to “free the lock”
larry’s dinger was having trouble getting inside his girlfriends v-g-n- so he used his kills in the ancient form of locksmithing to pave the way.
“hey bro, cathy was so tight last night… i was nervous that is wasnt gonna happen”
“what did you do?”
“we’ll luckily i knew a primative amount of locksmithing”
“genius bro”
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