Lodato
verb – to sh-t, p-ss, c-m, fart, sneeze, cough, and choke at once.
every time i lodato, i tend to p-ss out and regain consciousness in a bed that isn’t mine.
the act of sneezing, farting and sh-tting ones shorts! aka: fooping, or sharting.
mike was sn-blowing his driveway. he sneezed heavily but ended up doing a lo dato in his shorts.
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