Lodged
ploy for s-x in exchange for a place to sleep for the night.
note: there doesn’t actually need to be a place to sleep, nor do you have to make good on it, but, it’s kinda a d-ck move not to.
i lodged crotch thumper for the red dress run so she didn’t have to drive all the way back home.
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