Lodgism
business term for an over-complicated metaphor or expression.
popularised by nick lodge in his book “business consulting: a bluffer’s guide”
external consultant: “new hardware would be a useful catalyst to leverage our capabilities across the value chain.”
internal employee: “overpaid fool. that’s just a lodgism for buy a new pc and it will make things better.”
or
manager: i’ve been stir-frying some ideas in my think-wok.
employee: (with heavy irony) and have you come up with any new lodgisms then?
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