Loflkanan
extreme amus-m-nt and laughter at something very funny. can often be used in a sarcasatic manner when commenting on a lame attempt at a joke
paul: two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… one was -ssaulted
ted: loflkanan!
paul: yes i know the joke is lame. now just shut up!
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- Mutual Friend Explosion (MFE)
the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common ummm… i barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends… mutual friend explosion (mfe)
- shboink
the act of intercouse. (synonym) s-x. pr-nounced – shu-boink did you guys shboink yet? we shboinked last night! i bet shes a good shboink!
- ejaculate like a firehose
when a man has an unusual or unusable amount of s-m-n from lack of s-x. guy: hi, i’m mike. girl: i’m lisa. guy: if i ever touched your body i would -j-c-l-t- like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s. girl: touch my body…