the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common
ummm… i barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends… mutual friend explosion (mfe)
the act of intercouse. (synonym) s-x. pr-nounced – shu-boink did you guys shboink yet? we shboinked last night! i bet shes a good shboink!
- *j*c*l*t* like a firehose
when a man has an unusual or unusable amount of s-m-n from lack of s-x. guy: hi, i’m mike. girl: i’m lisa. guy: if i ever touched your body i would -j-c-l-t- like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s. girl: touch my body…
when a small amount of pee comes out when you fart.it generally happens in deep laughter! man that was so funny i just farpeed.
a ritual that takes place before defecation, especially at a workplace stall that one uses often. dave has a sh-tual of cleaning the seat before dropping anchor in the mens restroom at work.
1.a way of calling someone awsome. 2.also calling someone called jake even awsomer. hey, jakedaflat coolio