loft
what used to be termed as a ‘studio apartment’ (+/- 400 sf) is now being marketed as ‘loft’ by real estate people to capitalize on current trends and confuse the buying public that any one room apartment is a ‘loft’.
(a real loft is a minimum of 1,000+ sf with no walls, but could be divided up into several rooms if so desired.)
“dude, are you sure this new condo of yours is a loft? it seems like a studio apartment to me: it’s like 200 sf, you could only fit your bed in here, every time i move i knock something over, and the ceilings are so low i have to duck just to walk around!”
“of course it’s a loft, my real estate agent -ssured me of this! i mean, i wouldn’t have paid $900k for a studio apartment! ”
inhabitable premises with a view (especially of the sky in the early morning), usually in trendy downtown locales where frequent kissing, hair pulling, hand feeding, and viewing james bond flicks occur.
3rd floor of an architectural structure @ the corner of gay & s. hill
another word for love.
it is easy to type loft instead of love on a predictive texting phone.
yo carla, i loft you
awh thanks eleanor, i loft you too!
loft, or l.o.f.t, meaning “lack of f-cking talent”
joe: you’re suffering from some major loft.
mike: yeah, i’m definately lacking.
a cr-ppy, overpriced, undersized apartment that real-estate agents market as trendy. frequently located in a cr-ppy ghetto and/or a contaminated former industrial building, facts that the real estate agent also downplays.
real estate agent: look at these new lofts, priced from $1500/month. they’re in a vibrant new neighborhood in a historic landmark building.
really: a 400 square foot walk-up apartment with a cheap coat of paint hiding the asbestos. should rent for $500/month, but some sucker is willing to pay $1500. the neighborhood is almost never as nice as the brochures make it out to be.
opposite of bury. the act of exposing or revealing something. also could mean saving someone from an unpleasant situation.
a debt-counselor can help to loft your financial security.
after saving someone from an awkward situation, “dude, i just lofted your -ss”
v-g-n-; cooter; a place that one enjoys getting all up in
d-mn, i’d love to redecorate the inside of her loft!
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