Lofterbation
the act of masturbating while in one’s dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. the lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon -j-c-l-t–n, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.
after returning from cl-ss, i noticed the j-zz dripping from the ceiling and immediately -ssumed fat jimmy had been lofterbating.
i took one look at my roommate jim nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
my erectile dysfunction doesn’t allow for lofterbating.
after bombing my orgo test, i ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
with four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
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