when a piece of feces produced is long enough to span from one side of the toilet bowl to the other, with sufficient rigidity to fully suspended itself above the water. this is reminiscent of a fallen tree over a gorge that is so cliche in movies.
“what happened to my toothbrush?”
“oh, sorry dude. i made a log bridge this morning, and it won’t go down when i flushed. i had to break the bridge in half with your toothbrush so it would fall into the water.”
when a person of interest has something more than just a great b-tt. also considered a high-level term of endearment. usually best executed when prefaced with a grunt or similar sound when a man is presented with a plateful of bacon. glory be! i never noticed before, but lindsay sure has a delish-ss.
- logdon sodsbury
the legendary city that all p–ps lay to rest. when flushing the brown carrot away it is the halls of logdon sodsbury that will receive it without judgement. from solid loaves to b-m gravy; all t-rds are treated as equal and live for eternity within the walls of logdon sodsbury. the valhalla of the t-rdkin. […]
- delivery pants
the pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed. g-d i’m hungover. but i can’t answer the door in my underwear. that’s a level of shame i’m not ready for. i better put some delivery pants on.
#1 honing device installed in vehicles. police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen. #1 my car got hijacked, good thing i had lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes. an ankle bracelet that lets police keep track of you if you’re on house arrest or […]
much like the word freak, this word was derived from latin, and means somewhat of a supergeek. hey look at that phreeq over there playing platinum on his dsi!