Log Burner
a bowel movement whereby the p–p leaves behind an intense burning sensation as it exits the -n-s. the burning sensation exhibited on the r-ct-m is the key symptom of a log burner, as the actual p–p (the log burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture.
log burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. log burners are a common affliction among people of european origin who sometimes consumes indian, mexican or caribbean food.
sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their b-tthole was engulfed in flames.
jill enjoyed eating the spicy chicken tikka last night at the indian restaurant, but the next morning went to the bathroom and shot out a log burner that left her r-ct-m feeling like a fiery pit of molten lava.
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