Log Cabin

your -ss.
minday could feel jake knocking on the back door of your log cabin. she was nervous as it was the first time anyone or anything had entered that way before.
the act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.
pat: after this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?

bob: h-ll yeah i call second level!
where you have s-x with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you sh-t on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she’ll be trapped in a “log cabin” and can’t get out of the bed.
“dude! my girl’s p-ssed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her.”

marshall: “the b-tch just fell asleep after s-x. tha f-ck.”
stuart: “she totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin.”
the resulting structure of several people take a dump in the same toilet without flushing.
since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.
when 5 or more people sh-t on someone’s face. much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. less than 5 is a “foot bridge.”
we gave the gimp a log cabin last night. i reckon skeeter had chipolte for lunch.

we were a couple short for a log cabin, but washington could have crossed the delaware on the foot bridge we gave sally.
reference for a $5 dollar bill because of lincoln
hey dog, i got a log cabin on it.
a log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of b-n-rs all at once without any of them touching. current scientific research show that the amount is 20.
me:”19 of my friend and i just gave that chick a log cabin.”
mom: “that’s nice, dear.”

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