Log Gobbler


a person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of sh-t untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick f-ck.
chris – petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.

pete – i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.

chris – never ever return to my house.

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