Log In The Woodburner
euph. a genteel expression of one’s urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.
‘and g-d said unto noah, i will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that i hath created. make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. and you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. and noah said unto the lord, i’ll get it started in a minute once i’ve had a sh-te, only i’ve got a log in the woodburner at the moment’ (genesis 6:13-15)
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