Log Lady
n. mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable t-rd in the ladies’ loo. usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the ident-ty of the log lady. no male equivalent, thanks to david lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male cr-pper.
“the log lady struck again! who d’you reckon it is?”
“that fat bird from the 4th floor!! she must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!”
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