Log Neck Monster
to take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just p-ssed out through over consumption of alcohol. take a picture and leave the log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the log neck monster.
ive jut released a log neck monster on cunny 🙂
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