log ride
when a person takes a cr-p and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the b-ttocks. thus, it is like a “log ride” at an amus-m-nt park in that the “log” goes down into the water and you get splashed.
“i didn’t enjoy my last cr-p because i got a log ride.”
when a guy c-ms on someone’s chest then sh-ts on the j-zz and watches it slide down.
d-mn she is s-xy; she looks like she would enjoy the log ride.
a true log ride is this:
first you take a huge sh-t
then, while giving your b-tch a swirly, you nail her in the -ss
nail her in the -ss until she sh-ts.
i gave that b-tch a nasty -ss log ride
the extension of a blumpy where you are taking a sh-t with a girl sitting on your b-n-r, having a great ride!!
hey baby. before i finish this sh-t, stop the blumpy and hop on board for a log ride!!!
a log ride (s-xual position) is when one person deficates (takes a sh-t) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (p-sses) on them just above where they deficated. this reuslts in the feces (the sh-t, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (p-ss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.
“chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! that’s were that stain on the carpet must have come from….”
the act of p-ssing feces into another’s -sshole, and having them return the favor. can be repeated
we practiced the log ride for fifteen minutes.
f-cking a chick with a frozen piece of sh-t approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.
i gave your mom a log ride last night. then i beat the f-ck out of her.
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